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if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
it’s a 1 not L
we’ve been doing it wrong
So it’s technically tumboner?
And suddenly everything makes so much more sense.
tumboner im so done
This is the plot twist of all plots twists. I bet the staff is laughing at us now